Being Human
by Me
much more than anyone else I know.
I've had back problems since I was young,
it hurts to turn my neck while driving,
chairs all hurt
and sleep is not my friend.
I clench my jaw
and have arthritis
Fart a lot
and I'm always hungry.
I get athelete's foot
and abcesses on my ass.
When I was young I was afraid of the dark
and slept in a fully lighted room.
I also crapped my pants,
until I was ten.
I can't really get drunk,
no matter how much I drink.
And I can't really get stupid,
no matter how much pot I smoke.
My eyes are sensative to light,
and I can't concentrate with people around.
I can never relax, the best I can do is read.
I can't sleep with another person in my bed.
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