Thoughts: My Book Titles

Possible Titles for Books I Can Write:

1) Losing Your Cool (How to lose your cool without even trying)

2) 101 Ways to Fail (The Optomists guide to Pessimism)

3) Flirting with Damnation (Selling your soul for fun and profit)

4) Crap-Dragging (Re-Defining the Art of Losing at Life)

5) Where Masochism Only Dreams Of (Future Trends in Psycho Personnal Struggles)

6) "I Said What?!" and Other Bad Questions to Ask Saint Peter in the Afterlife

7) "How Much Pain Can a Person Really Feel?" (and other stupid experiments to test on yourself)

8) A Most Exotic Failing (The Struggles of a Young Crap-Dragger)

9) Hey! Where's My Asshole?! (A Memoir)

10) Window A Says: "Please See Window B"
Window B Says: "Please See Window A"
(A Textbook on Beauracratic Struggles)

11) Why Me, Why Not Me? (A Torture Victim's Guide to Sympathy)

12) "What Time is it?" (A Thousand and One Nights of Insomnia: Poetry Anthology)