One Act Play: Younger Woman and Older Man

Young Woman and Older Man
(or Love conquers not)

[A classroom on college campus, class is almost over]

YW: (He is so yummy, when will he notice me?)

OM: (Jeez, she is so hot, too bad I'm too old for her)

YW: (He doesn't even know I'm alive...)

OM: (She probobly thinks I'm a dirty older pervert)

YW: (Oh god, he's looking at me!)

OM: (Shit, she saw me looking at her, I'd better say hi)
"Uh, hi there. My name is Older Man."

YW: "My name is younger woman, nice to meet you."

OM: "What is your major?"

YW: "Literature, I'm a writer. What's yours?"

OM: (Jeez, she is so young)
"Anthropology."
(God, she is so hot! What am I doing talking to her? What good could possibly come from
this? Sure, I really want to sleep with her... but she probobly wants me to be her
boyfriend, take her out, do things with her and spend time with her friends, etc... I think
I am just to old for that.)

YW: "That is so cool, I love anthropology!"
(Look at his eyes, they are _gorgeous_, I'd totally sleep with him!)

OM: "Yeah it's a lot of fun. Where are you from?"
(Look at the way she is looking at me! She totally wants me... But I am just too old. If I
were to go out with her I'd be taking advantage of her, I just have too experienced too
much.)

YW: "Southern California, how about you?"
(Oh, and look at his arms! I get the the shivers just thinking about him enveloping me with
them and crushing me to his chest. Oh how I wish he would just sweep me of my feet!)

OM: "I'm from San Francisco originally."
(It's no use, I'm just too old. There is somebody else her age out there that is meant for
her. I would just be getting in the way... *sigh* I suppose I am just meant to be alone for
now.)

YW: "Well, um, it was nice talking to you, hope I see you later."
(Ask for my phone number!)

OM: (I think she wants me to ask for her phone number, but what then? I don't have time to be a
boyfreind. Damn, I'm sad.)
"Yeah, you too, later."

YW: [Exits class room and goes to drink and smoke pot with friends and make out with boy she likes less than older man.]

OM: [Exits class room and goes home to drink and smoke pot alone.]