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Tuesday, July 20, 2010

List: 14 Reasons Why Noam Chomsky is a Member of the Illuminati

*Look, I love Noam Chomsky's writings, mind, speeches, and works. Never-the-less, the more I think about him (and the seemingly negligible effect he has had on world politics), the more his words and actions don't quite seem to match up. And so in honor of "Questioning Reality," I bring you*

14 Reasons Why Noam Chomsky is a Member of the Illuminati:

1. He holds a teaching position at a major American Academic Institution (and has for years); MIT, Linguistics Chair. They've got him by the balls!

2. He is the only major public figure who explains the dynamics of modern day World Politics as they really are, clearly and succinctly... Yet no other major public figures act on what he says, even though he is universally recognized as a brilliant academic.

3. Although Chomsky is brilliant at deconstructing and explaining the true motives of Nation-States, The Military, Global Corporate Powers, etc. He is content to write book after book and give explanations to small-audience Public Radio programs; He refuses to join any group who radically fights for change or tenaciously try to spread his message to the greater public (Of course not, it might threaten his position at MIT and invite reprisals from the Powerful Elites he is reporting on).

4. He conducted part of his doctoral research during four years at Harvard University as a Harvard Junior Fellow; A school well-known as a recruiting area for the CIA, Counsel of Foreign Relations, and other Illuminati fronts.

5. Chomsky is often called "The Father of Modern Day Linguistics," a science which has arguably been used more to oppress other nations/peoples than to free them.

6. He has children and relatives whom he loves; These are liabilities which the Illuminati can use to threaten/manipulate him.

7. He often receives undercover police protection, in particular while on the MIT campus, although he says he does not agree with the police protection (more evidence of his ability to do one thing while "agreeing" with another as well as a way for his Illuminati Masters to keep track of him and make sure he doesn't "step out of line").

8. He was on a list of planned targets created by Theodore Kaczynski, better known as the Unabomber; Kaczynski's connection to covert government mind-control programs has been well documented, though not widely reported. Chomsky's name on this list stand outs as Odd, when compared to the other names, and of course Chomsky never was actually attacked by Kaczynski.

9. As a Theoretical/Experimental Psychologist Chomsky's research has done more to enable Illuminati propagandists and brain-butchers to manipulate populations than he has to frustrate them. "Chomsky laid out an explanation of human language faculties that has become the model for investigation in some areas of psychology. Much of the present conception of how the mind works draws directly from ideas that found their first persuasive author of modern times in Chomsky." To whit, Chomsky sadly cares more about research than what the results of that research can be used for. Einstein had something to say about this after the Atom Bomb.

10. Chomsky declares himself widely and proudly as an "Anarchist" despite his life-long involvement, leadership, and participation in Repressive Institutions. This is an oxymoron and creates cognitive dissonance. He consistently and eloquently states the problems with the World Politics, then rarely-if-ever offers solutions. This only serves to further depress Anarchists everywhere. Can you think of a single other well-known, society-approved, Anarchist?

11. Chomsky has received many honorary degrees from universities around the world, including from the following (Many of which are well known Illuminati Grounds): University of London, University of Chicago, Loyola University of Chicago, Swarthmore College, University of Delhi, Bard College, University of Massachusetts, University of Pennsylvania, Georgetown University, Amherst College, University of Cambridge, University of Buenos Aires, McGill University, Universitat Rovira i Virgili, Columbia University, Villanova University, University of Connecticut, University of Maine, Scuola Normale Superiore, University of Western Ontario, University of Toronto, Harvard University, Universidad de Chile, University of Bologna, Universidad de la Frontera, University of Calcutta, Universidad Nacional de Colombia, Vrije Universiteit Brussel, Santo Domingo Institute of Technology, Uppsala University, University of Athens, University of Cyprus, Central Connecticut State University, National Autonomous University of Mexico (UNAM)

12. Chomsky spent time in 1953 living in HaZore'a, a kibbutz in Israel. Asked in an interview whether the stay was "a disappointment" Chomsky replied, "No, I loved it." Some Kibbutz's are fertile recruiting areas for young prospective Illuminati members.

13. Chomsky's language and concepts are often so advanced or couched in terminology so complicated that they are completely inaccessible to the poor, uneducated, and immigrant communities. The exact communities who would pose the greatest threat to the Illuminati, if they could understand what Chomsky was saying.

14. Remember the Illuminati's primary motto and means is: "Divide and Conquer!" That is, have control of the leaders (both Political leaders and Opinion Leaders) of ALL sides; Thus with the ability to play all sides of the ideological spectrum off the others at will, no matter who wins, The Illuminati wins. Can you think of a better, more ineffectual leader of "The Anarchists" than Noam Chomsky?

Think about it...

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

List: The 12 Steps of Egotists Anonymous (EA)

1. We admitted we were powerless over the Laws of Nature - that we could not control everything in the Universe.

2. We came to believe that Powers greater than ourselves could control everything we could not.

3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of those Greater Powers.

4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.

5. Admitted to the Greater Powers, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.

6. Were entirely ready to have the Greater Powers remove all our defects of character.

7. Humbly asked the Greater Powers to remove our shortcomings.

8. Made a list of all persons, animals, plants, ghosts, and corporations we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all.

9. Made direct amends to such entities wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.

10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it.

11. Sought through prayer, meditation, magick, divination, and service to others, to improve our conscious contact with the Greater Powers as we understood them, praying only for increased knowledge of their will for us and the power to carry that out.

12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to others, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.

Monday, August 3, 2009

Thoughts: My Book Titles

Possible Titles for Books I Can Write:

1) Losing Your Cool (How to lose your cool without even trying)

2) 101 Ways to Fail (The Optomists guide to Pessimism)

3) Flirting with Damnation (Selling your soul for fun and profit)

4) Crap-Dragging (Re-Defining the Art of Losing at Life)

5) Where Masochism Only Dreams Of (Future Trends in Psycho Personnal Struggles)

6) "I Said What?!" and Other Bad Questions to Ask Saint Peter in the Afterlife

7) "How Much Pain Can a Person Really Feel?" (and other stupid experiments to test on yourself)

8) A Most Exotic Failing (The Struggles of a Young Crap-Dragger)

9) Hey! Where's My Asshole?! (A Memoir)

10) Window A Says: "Please See Window B"
Window B Says: "Please See Window A"
(A Textbook on Beauracratic Struggles)

11) Why Me, Why Not Me? (A Torture Victim's Guide to Sympathy)

12) "What Time is it?" (A Thousand and One Nights of Insomnia: Poetry Anthology)

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

List: MY Bum/Lunatic/Drug Addict Movies!

[My Movie Picks for Good Movies about the Bum/Lunatic/Addict Life! Not in Order.]

1) Down and Out in Beverly Hills (Oh yessss!)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090966/

2) Trading Places
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086465/

3) Basketball Diaries (Good book, too. Based on a true story.)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112461/

4) Drugstore Cowboy
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097240/

5) Barfly
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092618/

6) The Big Lubowski (Of Course)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118715/

7) Naked Lunch
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102511/

8) Oliver Twist (Still valid today on the streets...)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0040662/

9) Le Miserable (Ditto)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119683/

10) Easy Rider (OF COURSE)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0064276/

11) The Fisher King (Quite Accurate Portrayal by Williams...)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101889/

12) One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (The Bible)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073486/

13) Basquiat (Not all Bums are so Lucky, most go to jail for vandalism)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115632/

14) I Shot Andy Warhol (Valerie knows what it's like)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116594/

15) Crazy People (Okay, it's fun)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099316/

16) The Lost Weekend (Sometimes it happens...)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0037884/

17) Wise Blood (Not a bum, but a searcher all the same)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080140/

18) The Dream Team (More crazy fun!)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097235/

19) The Devil's Rejects (Oh yeah)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0395584/

20) Strange Brew (They are Bums, right?)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086373/

21) Shakes the Clown (Kinda a bum, at least an Alchi. Get it, "Shakes?")
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102898/

22) Sante Sangre (My family life in metaphor)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098253/

23) Holy Mountain (My spiritual path in metaphor)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071615/

24) Wall-E (The picture of Fat, Lazy, society is very accurate)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0910970/

25) Life Stinks (I wish!)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102303/

26) Sid and Nancy (Too glamoris, needs more vomit, still pretty good)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091954/

27) Down By Law (Fuck, yeah!)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090967/

28) Man Facing Southeast (It's True!)
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm451252992/tt0091214

29) State Property 2 (Realistic-ish)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0403537/


Honorable Mention
1) Traffic (Drugs, yo, for real)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0181865/

2) Clerks (boredom culture)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109445/

3) Party Monster (yes, this happens)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0320244/

4) Bad Santa (not all criminals are all bad, truly)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0307987/

5) Breakfast Club (That slacker guy you know is going to be a Bum)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088847/

6) 12 Monkeys (I feel it)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114746/

7) Repo Man (Lots of poor people)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087995/

8) Real Genius (that one guy who lives on campus at 40 is a great bum idol)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089886/

9) Broken Flowers (that's life, really)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0412019/

10) Dumb and Dumber (they're bums, come on)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109686/

11) American Splendor (He's very poor, and realistic)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0305206/

12) The Craft (Hokey, but hey, it happens)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115963/

Dishonorable Mention

1) Annie (You Wish!)