Short Script: Oh The Alchi's!

Man: "I want to have a drink."

Woman: "Why?"

Man: "Because I'm an alcoholic. That's what we do; we drink."

Woman: "I thought alcoholics died if they drank... It's non-alcoholics who can drink."

Man: "Oh, yeah."

Woman: "I love you."

Man: "I love you, too. Thanks for reminding me."

Woman: "Any time."