Poem: Something Happened

Ag.
Spellbound by stupidity.
Something happened.
Run up to somebody and yell:
"Oh my God! Something Happened!"
And they go
"What?! What happened?!"
As they start to panic,
You say
"This."
They stop their panicking to say:
"What?" Again.
You clarify:
"I ran up to you and said 'something happened'. That's something."
You explain lamely.
"Oh...OK."

Awkward ending.