(Mostly “discovered” while kicking Diacetyl-Morphine-HCL in jails, but these really work… they are not the way to get “The Best High,” nor ways to “Get the Highest.” They are all simply suggestions based on experience for ways to keep drugs in the Human System as long as possible) 1. Do not eat anything and drink minimal water.
2. Do not sleep. This is true for several reasons. Firstly the brain does a “Cleansing Cycle” while asleep that we do not desire, here. Secondly, when we *skip* that Cycle, all types of toxins build up in the brain, and many of them mimic certain recreational drugs. Thus Sleep Deprivation works. Usually this is not a concern during Opiate, Alcohol, and Benzodiazepine Withdrawal, as Sleep is not an option anyways. (*WARNING* this one can quickly lead to /BAD JUDGEMENT/)
3. Freeze Motherfucker! (Means: Do not move your body more than strictly necessary because it spends Calories and anything that spends Calories=”Detoxing”=”No, thanks!”; ideally stay laying on your back.
4. Limit Sweating: it’s sweating out your drugs, d00d!
5. Freeze Motherfucker! Yes, _again_!(Means: Keep it COLD! Heat causes your body processes to _Act Faster_ = Detoxing = No Thanks!)
6. Don’t Poop or Pee, no really! I don’t actually know any Doctors who agree with me on this one, and most people don’t have the discipline for it anyhow (especially as Opiate and Alcohol Withdrawal often come with uncontrollable “Hershey squirts.”) – But I swear that it works for me. My belief is that by stopping these processes I’m further letting my body know it’s time to “shut down.”
Summary: All these basically point to the same thing, mainly; S-L-O-W-I-N-G down all the body’s natural processes as much as possible. What this means is that your actual Detox/Withdrawal Symptoms, though being /QUALITATIVLY/ less physically painful than others, will /QUANTITATIVELY/ last longer. So it’s rather a Devil’s Bargain. Yes, less pain, but longer pain. The choice is yours.
Though I /DO NOT/ actually _recommend_ these suggestions, per se. In the best situation, with plenty of food and water and freedom to exercise and Coffee and Television – It’s best to Detox as _QUICKLY_ as humanly possible = the exact OPPOSITE of all these suggestions… However, in the event that time doesn’t really matter and resources are limited; You may agree with me (though I pray you will never have to) that a “slow burn” can be very comforting.
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