Letter Repost: Best Dumping I've Ever Got

[Names Changed to protect the Innocent. Best Dumping I ever got, but strangely similar to others.]

Dearest Jane Doe,
I just got home from our wonderful afternoon of love. I felt the need to email you tonight after having realized something about you and me. (I wish I could speak to you in person, but I'm leaving on Saturday morning and don't know if I could set up a rendezvous soon enough.) Jane Doe, you are so amazing. I am so immensely attracted to you it makes me crazy...your charm, your mind, your smiles, your loving...they make me so incredibly happy! You have inspired me, given me so much, and never asked for anything back.
I feel though like I can't be a good girlfriend to you. I want you to be completely in my life, but for some reason thats an issue for me.


It's totally my issue, because I worry about my friends' opinions way too much. But I do value their friendship a whole lot, and I know they want the best for me. And I know they will judge you based on your economic status and if you have a house or job or not, and it fucking sucks that it's like that. But I can't deny that it will happen, even though I wish it wouldn't. And I need someone that can be completely in my life.


I would love to be with you for a long long time Jane, but I'm afraid that I can't be your lover. Please please please forgive me...because I really really really don't want to say goodbye. This pains me so so much. I would love for us to stay together. The moments that you have given me have been so indescribably wonderful, I wouldn't trade them for anything. But eventually I'm going to need someone stable with a job that I can settle down with. And on Saturday I am going home, seeing my family, seeing Biff (who I dated over christmas) and that will probably resume.


Maybe we are meant to be friends Jane, not lovers. I don't know. It will be hard for me to not be your lover, but I think I could maybe do it. Anyway, I'm very glad to know you Jane, and would like to continue knowing you.


I'm sorry that this was said through email and not in the real non-electronic world. But maybe it's good that it was said here, because if I were to see you I don't think I could even do this. You completely capture me. All of these words are honest and from my heart.


Love always,
Cleopatra