Blueballs is a sign of Love,
though painful and demeaning.
Taking hours of luxurious foreplay,
causing man's testes to ache.
What's to be done,
for our man on a date,
with a throbbing deep ache
in his balls?
Truthtelling his lover
"I do need to sperm,
would you mind bending over that wall?"
That's usually out,
especially if new,
but the ache is persistant
and stronger.
By sneaking to restroom
and rubbing the bishop,
the date
could perhaps
go on longer...
But jacking-off too
speaks not of romance,
especially when coupled
with cum on ones pants.
Rape is out too,
as he could not get hard.
Even by trying
his balls he'd retard.
Assurred our man is,
to get her in bed,
if only would slip,
his pained balls
from his head!
The only path left,
for him to see,
is cutting short,
the love to be.
To bid goodnight,
and hurry home.
To where his porn
and tissues roam.
That lucky girl will never know,
the blueballs he had,
so she wont feel a Ho.
Oh noes!
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